or, Newton's Laws of Physics and the Things They Don't Apply to
There are several things in our lives that people generally agree "have their own physics" and whatnot. Some such things being Cats, Black Holes, Goats, Mathematics, Blanket Rotation, and Quantum Mechanics But I have a new proposition: Earbud cases. AirPods and other wireless earbuds' cases, at least mine, have their own idea of what physics can do to them.
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In my experience anytime I happen to drop them the case takes on a disproportionate amount of elasticity and teleportation abilities. Just this very morning I dropped them off the side of my bed, I watched and heard them hit the floor and disappear under a blanket that had fallen off the bed in the night. but when I looked under said blanket, they were not there! upon further investigation I found they were behind a shoebox under my bed in a position that should be impossible to reach without more sound than they made. I've found myself in more situations of similar circumstance than should be physically possible I think these earbud cases are made of a primordial substance that should not be harnessed.
yes ! also may i add to the list: the pen for my tablet. every time i put it down, it dissapears
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